Everybody knows Monster is the best one. It tastes better than Red Bull and comes in talls for the same price, a no-brainer. That said, I don't pass up free Red Bull. But those are the only two. Full Throttle and Rockstar and all the rest taste like shit and don't even give you a buzz. Fuck 'em.
I'm in the gas station, as you can imagine, and I see the options before me, as you can imagine, and I'm all "I want to try one of these energastic beverages," as you know. And this Rockstar drink pops out at me because, you know, I'm a rockstar. And I thought, "What a treat for people on the road, to see this rockstar drinking a Rockstar beverage." Shortly thereafter I had the jimmyshakes and lesions on my thighs.
Sunday night at 8 pm Eastern on History Channel, and again at midnight, they’re replaying maybe the best program I’ve seen on History Channel, “The Kennedy Assassination: Beyond Conspiracy,” which seeks to debunk a few of the conspiracy claims. All history buffs should watch if they’re able.
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Everybody knows Monster is the best one. It tastes better than Red Bull and comes in talls for the same price, a no-brainer. That said, I don't pass up free Red Bull. But those are the only two. Full Throttle and Rockstar and all the rest taste like shit and don't even give you a buzz. Fuck 'em.
that's why you should just stick to coffee
I'm going to have to agree with elizabeth on this one.
Coffee >> Energy Drinks
plus if you really need a kick, you can always just take some speed.
Here here! (Or is it 'hear hear'? On the coffee, that is; I've never done speed. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...)
I'm in the gas station, as you can imagine, and I see the options before me, as you can imagine, and I'm all "I want to try one of these energastic beverages," as you know. And this Rockstar drink pops out at me because, you know, I'm a rockstar. And I thought, "What a treat for people on the road, to see this rockstar drinking a Rockstar beverage." Shortly thereafter I had the jimmyshakes and lesions on my thighs.
The lesson, as always: stick with speed.
Sunday night at 8 pm Eastern on History Channel, and again at midnight, they’re replaying maybe the best program I’ve seen on History Channel, “The Kennedy Assassination: Beyond Conspiracy,” which seeks to debunk a few of the conspiracy claims. All history buffs should watch if they’re able.
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