Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Rockstar Energy Drink....


....is canned punishment.

Back soon,
CM

6 comments:

ross k. said...

Everybody knows Monster is the best one. It tastes better than Red Bull and comes in talls for the same price, a no-brainer. That said, I don't pass up free Red Bull. But those are the only two. Full Throttle and Rockstar and all the rest taste like shit and don't even give you a buzz. Fuck 'em.

Elizabeth said...

that's why you should just stick to coffee

Michael said...

I'm going to have to agree with elizabeth on this one.

Coffee >> Energy Drinks

plus if you really need a kick, you can always just take some speed.

ross k. said...

Here here! (Or is it 'hear hear'? On the coffee, that is; I've never done speed. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...)

Chris Milam said...

I'm in the gas station, as you can imagine, and I see the options before me, as you can imagine, and I'm all "I want to try one of these energastic beverages," as you know. And this Rockstar drink pops out at me because, you know, I'm a rockstar. And I thought, "What a treat for people on the road, to see this rockstar drinking a Rockstar beverage." Shortly thereafter I had the jimmyshakes and lesions on my thighs.

The lesson, as always: stick with speed.

ross k. said...

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