Day 1, 11:01 AM

Today's good omen: I'm sporting a cracked rearview.

Hootie smiles upon us.

Letting her cry,
CM

P.S. Has anyone, ever, filled more pop songs with more complete nonsense lyrics than Hootie? Really, "Time"? Children killing in the street?

P.S.S. Children Killing in the Street is a new album title frontrunner.